i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
Read this way out of context.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people.
i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.
Every time I see this, I envision a George Washington biopic starring Samuel L. Jackson, and I am filled with a crazy desire to see that movie.
WTF KITKAT YOU DONT FUCKING EAT CHOCOLATE IN UNIFORM ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
If one of the band moms saw anyone doing this do you know how fast all hell would break loose
WHY IN THE HELL. WHY. WERE YOU FUCKING RAISED IN THE JUNGLE.
one time my friend brian not only ate in uniform but cursed in uniform and our band director dramatically asked for his jacket and folded it and made him apologize to the intire band for disgracing the uniform while his folded jacket was in his arms
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
This is rape culture
Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS
"But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re so mad over nothing, just calm downnnn!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!"
i just threw up all over the world
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